Synesthesia Video →
Chinchilla eating banana chips. I stole this from Major Hayden.
leekspin is work safe. →
(12: 49:05) bl: firmware is the bane of my desistance, and I WILL conquer it!
(12: 49:11) bl: oh snap!
This is my only avenue for making fun of you right now. Your first sentence was fucking stupid and saying "oh snap!" to yourself makes you worthy of decapitation via cheese grater.
I can’t tell if this is funny or not. Some of it is, some of it most definitely is not. It might be worth remembering.
txtsfrmlstnght: (805): He quoted an N’sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him. dear girls, I hate you all. <3 davy
Conan is getting a tan in LA, weird… I never get tired of Triumph. If you haven’t seen him in a while you might like this. (fucking commercials… sorry)
MMA is quite painful. Nick Pace for the crit on a ginger. (30 second video) Hip wiggle fail.
Businesses Use eBay to Boost Bottom Line
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.– Albert Einstein (via littlemiss) (via poortaste)
fmylife: Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said “right-click for the menu.” She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns $10,000 more than me. FML If your boss is left-handed, you might want to notice that most left handers reverse the mouse...
Because you so need this right now.
Goths In Hot Weather →
My shadowy soul cannot stop the light from punishing my tender, fair skin. :*(
Slashdot Book Review: Wired for War →
For those of you who don’t read Slashdot, unlplug your head and get into autistic mode immediately. “The US Army’s Future Combat Systems program calls for one third of their fighting strength to be robots by 2015.”
Mobile Suite Gundam 00 (on YouTube) →
Definitely the doppelganger
(07: 51:25) J: OMG ITS DAVY
(07: 52:03) davy: Or it's his doppelganger here to confuse you
(07: 53:14) G: Lies. I believe in the power of The Davy! No mere doppelganger could defeat The Davy. Or something....