- ua: BGP is making my TCP act like it's on PCP.
July 2009
27 posts
We are really grown-ups.
- (13: 54) davy: My mouse is faster than yours
- (13: 54) davy: It's got a suspension kit and upgraded turbo
- (13: 54) ne: race condition, sir... race condition. you are quicker off the line!
- (13: 54) ne: I've got a turbo button too! it goes over 9000!
- (13: 54) davy: Racist
- (13: 54) ne: Facist
- (13: 54) davy: I like faces fine, fascist!
- (13: 55) ne: Facist
- (13: 55) davy: Your mom
- (13: 55) ne: Nuh uhh
- (13: 56) ne: you're mom sed that your facist
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Garland, TX Scofflaw Program →
dallasnews.com
Because I keep mentioning this to people and they have no idea what I’m talking about. What is a scofflaw?
Michael Jackson's Arcade *YaWn* →
pinsane.com
Not bad but why aren’t arcades made like dark hidden caverns? Mine would be. (leave it there)
chat #1
- (14: 44:08) ak: I really don't understand the fuss about Michael Jackson. When he was alive he was child molester and a freakshow, but now that he's dead he's "the greatest icon of our time". Put him in the ground and let's move on.
- (14: 45:00) ak: Can I be switched over to another Internet for the people that don't care about eccentric pedophiles?
- (14: 45:08) al: it is a human life
- (14: 45:37) ak: oPpss.. :P
- (14: 45:38) al: and you are quick to jump to conclusions... sure he may have been one but it is not your place to judge
- (14: 45:40) al: thank you
- (14: 46:10) rr: al is #1 MJ fan
- (14: 46:21) al: A#1
- (14: 46:21) rr: He showed us the glove this morning
- (14: 46:23) ak: al, that was the words of one of our customer :P
- (14: 46:26) al: I'm wearing it now
- (14: 46:45) ws: ak, what ticket is that?
- (14: 46:58) ak: Ticket ######################
- (14: 47:21) ak: al, no hard feeling :D
- (14: 47:25) je: hahahahahahahahaha
- (14: 47:29) ak: I too am a fan
- (14: 47:38) rr: i think someone owes someone an apology
- (14: 47:39) je: I thought that you had suddenly decided to share your views with us
- (14: 47:39) ak: of his great work..
- (14: 47:45) rr: xD
- (14: 47:49) ak: he he
- (14: 47:56) ws: ak, I will take thaty ticket from you
- (14: 48:07) ak: okie ws, thank you :)
Crackers and Pop
- bl: I'm just trying to figure out how this Rice Krispy treat ended up on my desk.
- davy: I was gonna say “Oh snap,” but I couldn’t figure out how to work a “crackle” and “pop” joke in there.
- je: Now I want to say “Oh snap”.
- davy: Well you have to figure out how to make a cracker and pop joke. I mean a crackle and pop joke or maybe a poppers and crack joke.
Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I’d found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn’t until later on after I’d poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML
That’s one that will probably hit close to home for so many.
(212): He famously once noted that women should wear white “like all other domestic appliances,”
This is why I don’t like txtsfrmlstnght sometimes… Sometimes it’s completely fake.
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/07/06/report-f1s-ecclestone-ripped-for-hitler-comments/
“Like Mosely, Ecclestone has never been a shrinking violet, and he’s rarely been one to shy away from controversy. He famously once noted that women should wear white “like all other domestic appliances,” a comment he revisited in The Times interview, suggesting that the utterance was a joke, only to follow it up with: “I would love to have a good lady race driver and preferably black and Jewish, too, but they might take maternity leave.”
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Really? REALLY? You can’t be serious. I need to find a calendar right nao. Also, please diaf, Bernie.
(via Autoblog
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I just like toys, *OK?*
- (12: 05:19) hd: I got me 96 ports of network connectivity at the house. Now I just need like 90 cable modems
- (12: 05:34) davy: 96? Why's that?
- (12: 05:45) hd: 2x Cisco 3548 XL EN's
- (12: 08:58) davy: Oh okay, what're you going to do with those?
- (12: 09:44) hd: I just wanted a 16+ port rackmount 10/100 switch for the house, and found an ebay sale for 2x 3548 (not the 10/100/1000 ones, just 10/100 + 2gbic) for $51 total
- (12: 09:46) hd: so I took it
- (12: 09:47) hd: lol
- (12: 10:16) davy: Oh okay, what're you going to do with those?